You are so funny.
How do I know this?
Because you made yourself laugh. Out loud.
At best, I can only make
myself snicker after saying something
hilarious.
But you…
Forgetting that your social
media comment was not funny at all, the fact that it made you LAUGH OUT LOUD is
extraordinary.
How do I know you were
laughing out loud? Your mild comment was followed by an L, an O, then a second
L.
It is honestly surprising
you were able to type the comment at all. When I laugh out loud, I am rendered powerless
to do much of anything else.
But you are special.
The skill involved to
think of something that made you laugh out loud, type that thing, then inform everybody
you were laughing out loud, all while laughing out loud, in simply uncanny.
Your hilarious comment is
going to revolutionize comedy.
You should really try
stand-up. You must be the funniest person in your cubicle. Go to an open mic
night and spew out your insufferably humorous jokes. Make sure your co-workers
go because they all think your office antics are unmatchable. Except Nancy, but
she has no sense of humor, right?
Wrong.
Make sure your parents
see the performance, too. They are sure to hate how much money they wasted on
your poli-sci degree when they could
have instead sent you to clown college. That will make up for them telling you
Goldie moved to London when they actually flushed him down the toilet.
How will you refrain from
laughing out loud at each extremely funny joke during your routine?
I hope you are able to tell
more than one joke. The first one is sure to be a whopper so I would not be surprised if you (and the audience) laugh out loud for the remainder of the
set.
Come to think of it- You
already have that first joke written! Simply throw in some context, read the comment
you typed, and the audience will be in stitches.
Stitches, I tell you.
Your radical bon mot will cause people to skip
surgery and go right to the stitches. It is going to slay your audience
figuratively, literally, and geologically.
You are so comical it
hurts.
Have you been so witty the
whole time I have known you? I always took our laughs for granted. In person,
you laugh at amusing things, such as me. But with the written word, you have
expanded the borders of The Funny Zone. You are able to laugh, out loud, at something which is not
remotely entertaining.
You are the Benjamin
Franklin of comedy. The U.S. Mint should destroy all current $100 bills and
replace them with ones that not only have your image on them, but your
amazingly uproarious comment as well.
My only fear is that
people would receive the bills and die from excessive laughter.
Have you seen that Monty
Python sketch about the funniest joke ever told? Of course you have! That was
probably the inspiration for your incredible remark, and you somehow managed to
outdo Monty Python but not outdo them at all. That is impressive.
Thank you so much for
sharing your uncanny gift with the world.
I would like to make your
comment my computer’s background but I fear I will never be able to do anything
productive again.
I also saved every
riotous meme you have ever posted that you did not create but would have if you
had the time in your busy schedule.
When you reach
super-stardom, please do not forget about the little people.
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