Random Ideas

RANDOM IDEAS

A fraction of infinity is infinity.

The next time you get angry about being in traffic, be thankful you are not the cause of it.

The Beatles IS my favorite band or The Beatles ARE my favorite band?

I could never kill a man wearing a moustache.

On grounding- Being compliant is staying in. Being predictable is sneaking out. Being a rebel is walking out the door saying, “Good-bye”.

That way you wake up with a hangover and feel like you accomplished something the night before.

Would we know Amelia Earhart if she did not disappear?

If you put a boxing match in reverse, the only thing that changes is the knock out.

Heute gestolen, morgen in Polen.

‘Muslim’ means ‘one who submits’, presumably to Allah.

An unstoppable force can never strike an immovable object. They cannot exist simultaneously.

Can funny ever be a fact?

Old jokes catered to rural life. That is why we call them ‘corny’.

Voting is compulsory in Australia.

If A = B, why does B exist?

The apples that grew from Johnny Appleseed’s trees were inedible.

‘Rum’ was a generic term for ‘booze’ during Prohibition, hence rum runners.

Mis-hearing a song lyric is called a mondegreen.

When the second Crusade failed, the excuse given was that Heaven was full.

“Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.” -Carl Sagan

Chilean sea bass do not exist. They are toothfish that have been re-named.

The numbers on a Roulette table add to 666.

Adolf Hitler regularly consulted a Jewish astrologer.

Tolerance to lactose is a genetic mutation.

Is rigging game shows for entertainment wrong?

‘Henotheism’ is belief in one god out of many.

Skiing on The Moon would smash records.

Pocahontas was not her actual name.

Birds are born with egg teeth, which they lose after breaking through the shell.